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My Beard Has Swallowed My Head

from Spooky Beard Campfire Songs by Opinionated Whiskers

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A true story. Sad, but true.

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My beard has swallowed up my head
Can’t see anybody, can’t hear what you said
My beard has swallowed up my head
My beard is gonna live my life instead

One morning I decided not to shave my face
I didn’t think it was that big of a deal
The next day, the next week, the next month the same
I guess I kind of fell asleep at the wheel

My beard has swallowed up my head
I thought I was stylish but I was misled
My beard has swallowed up my head
At least my head will keep my beard well fed

It covers my head from neck to scalp
A giant mass of solid hair
It thinks for me, it decides what I do
Does anyone notice out there?

My beard has swallowed up my head
I’ve torn at it, I’ve cried and pled
My beard has swallowed up my head
Am I alive, or am I already dead

My beard has
My beard has
My beard has
My beard has swallowed my head
My beard has
My beard has
My beard has
My beard has swallowed my head

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from Spooky Beard Campfire Songs, released June 30, 2021

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We've dedicated our lives to the gospel of the whisker.

Thank you for growing yours!

Or, if you haven't, we hope to show you the error of your ways.

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