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lyrics

VERSE 1 & 2

I see you
Check me out too
The time for talk is over
There’s just one thing left to do

You’ve been ensnared
Your need is bared
You’ve been searching your whole life
And I know you’re feeling scared

Your hand moves
In its own groove
Don’t try to fight it
You’ve got nothing to prove

Your eyes go slow
They look below
No need to say it
I already know

CHORUS 1

You wanna touch my beard
Nothing to fear

You wanna touch my beard
It’s very clear

You wanna touch my beard

VERSE 3

There’s no need
To beg or plead
I’m giving you permission
So go on and do the deed

I insist
You can’t resist
This is the something
Your life has sorely missed

CHORUS 2

You wanna touch my beard
It’s hanging near
Nothing to fear

You wanna touch my beard
It isn’t weird
It’s very clear

You wanna touch my beard

VERSE 4

Prickly but sweet
Wild but neat
Other men may grow beards too
But they simply can’t compete

The game is done
And I have won
Let’s go back to my place
For some private whisker fun

CHORUS 3

You wanna touch my beard
It’s hanging near
Nothing to fear
A new frontier

You wanna touch my beard
It isn’t weird
It’s very clear
Come over here

You wanna touch my beard

BRIDGE

Touch it… touch it… touch it…
Touch the beard

CHORUS 3 (repeat)

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from For Those About To Grow Your Beard (We Salute You), released December 3, 2017
All music / lyrics / performance (c) 2017 Opinionated Whiskers / NoneMaySay.com

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