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VERSE 1

The sign above the gate says open
Sunrise to sunset
But as dark falls the packs arrive
Prepared to place their bets
On which champion will claim the prize
Of privilege to lead
All the ancient werewolf families
A most discerning breed

CHORUS 1

They growl and they howl
Under light of the moon
Their hair stands on end
For the fight

They bicker and they snicker
The battle starts soon
Their sprouting fur is
Quite a sight

VERSE 2

The contenders step into the ring
Surrounded by their pack
Not one bares his tearing fangs
Not one starts to attack
They stand in a straight line
Without bloodshed, death or doom
This contest is decided
Based on who is the best groomed

CHORUS 2

They growl and they howl
Under light of the moon
Their hair stands on end
For the fight

They snarl and they quarrel
And their lady folk swoon
Their beards grow longer
At night

BRIDGE

The champion is crowned
Not from sharp claw or brutish strength
But on softness of his fur
And measuring his whisker length

If you look good on the outside
Then that's all they need to know
Perfect clothes and perfect hair
Those werewolves put on quite a show

CHORUS 1

CHORUS 2

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from For Those About To Grow Your Beard (We Salute You), released December 3, 2017
All music / lyrics / performance (c) 2017 Opinionated Whiskers / NoneMaySay.com

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