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I’ve got a beard on my chin
A moustache ‘neath my nose
But my scalp is all bald
That’s just the way it goes.

Two out of three, man

Two out of three
Two out of three
But the two that I’ve got
Are plenty for me


from For Those About To Grow Your Beard (We Salute You), released December 3, 2017
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