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One thing that everyone should know
Like these words a beard can flow
It may start small but it will grow
And before long it will show / you the way
To live every day
In pursuit of follicle display
So start right now, do not delay
Put down your razor, and do not sha-ve
Your face any more
Let the natural state restore
With hair growing out of every pore
Your beard will be hardcore / you’ll say “goddamn
‘Bout time I began”
But you finally got with the plan
And at long last you are finally a man


The beard makes the man makes the beard makes the man (x3)
The beard makes the / beard makes the / beard makes the man


Is it easy as that, you may well ask
Is being manly as simple a task as
Growing a beard, a face fuzz mask
The answer is yes, and the beardless will bask / in the sight
Of your beard of might
Full and strong and sure to excite
The passion and envy which are quite
The normal response of anyone you invite
Into your life
Do you want a partner? Looking for a wife?
You can reach your goal without any strife
Don’t need a gun or knife / just grow your beard (ECHO)
Now you’re respected and you’re feared
All self-doubt has disappeared
And as a man you are revered

I mean, I don’t really know how else to say it.



from For Those About To Grow Your Beard (We Salute You), released December 3, 2017
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