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lyrics

VERSE 1

I wake up
Ready to start my day
There ain’t nothing
Gonna get in my way
The sun is shining
And from my bed I see
A whole beautiful day laid out in front of me

CHORUS

I’ve got that special feeling
When all is right
And you know nothing can go wrong
The sky is blue
The grass is green
And I’m singing my happy song

VERSE 2

I stand up
Jog twenty seconds in place
Go to the bathroom
Splash water on my face
Get out my contacts
Put them in my eyes
Look in the mirror
That’s when I realize

[RECORD SCRATCH]

My beard is gone. My beard is gone! What the hell happened! I’m clean shaven! I look like a goddamn baby’s ass! Where the hell is my beard! Who did this? How did this happen? Someone is going pay for this! It’s like a nightmare…

[ALARM CLOCK]

What… what the… oh. It was just a dream.

VERSE 3

I wake up for real
Ready to start my day
There ain’t nothing this time
Gonna get in my way
The sun is shining
And from my bed I see
A whole beautiful day laid out in front of me

CHORUS

I’ve got that special feeling
When all is right
And you know nothing can go wrong
The sky is blue
The grass is green
And I’m singing my happy song

VERSE 4

I roll over
And nudge my wife
She’s my best friend
She’s the love of my life
I say honey,
You won’t believe my dream
But then ...

[NOTE: YOU MUST LISTEN TO THE TRACK TO HEAR THE SHOCKING TWIST ENDING!]

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from For Those About To Grow Your Beard (We Salute You), released December 3, 2017
All music / lyrics / performance (c) 2017 Opinionated Whiskers / NoneMaySay.com

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